The latest installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Dead Man's chest is not all it's crqacked up to be. IT'S MORE!! This action-packed, romance comedy is a gruesome, disgusting sword-fest full of half human, half sea creature crew members of Davy Jones, awesome sword fights, and More twists and turns than a Six-Flags roller coaster. The story starts at the broken wedding of Will and Elizabeth Turner. The action begins as the Royal Navy brings warrents for the arrest of Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, and James Norrington, ex-commodore, and doesn't end until the very end when [CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED] (you dont honestly think I'd ruin it for you, did ya?) BUT: Pirates Ye Be Warned: This movie stretches to 2 hrs. and 30 mins, so get a large Popcorn, a Large Dirnk, and go to the bathroom before the movie. The old cast returns with Johnny Depp as Capt. Jack Sparrow, Orlando Bloom as Will Turner, and Keira Knightly as Elizabeth Swann. The new cast includes Naomi Harris as Tia Dalma and Stellan Starsgard as Bootstrap Bill Turner, yes it is Will's father. This is not a movie for the faint of stomach, however. What with the cannable tribe, and Davy Jones' crew of the Undead, this movie is pretty sick. It didn't bother me however... Overall, It was a great movie, definately worth seeing several times.

Rating: ++++